Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Friends

Well we all like to have friends, and I certainly feel thrilled whenever I get an email from old friends

But just lately I've had so many old friends get in touch, sending me emails about new Job Opportunities, where I can get cheap Cialis and telling me I've won a huge Lottery prize.

Trouble is, I'm getting quite forgetful and can't remember them all. The latest was someone who thinks he knows me, he's from Nigeria and he's a Doctor, and aparently a millionaire, but can't quite get his hands on the money yet. The most worrying ones are from old girlfriends who are reminding me how small my 'little man' is and are offering to make it bigger for me.

Friends - who needs 'em.